Choosy moms choose me.

Trying to set up my schedule for next year make me want to swallow razor-blades. And broken glass. And rock salt.

Using an online generator, we came up with the following slogans. Please note that an unlisted name does not indicate insignificance on your part or forgetfulness on my part; instead it merely means that we could only obtain shitty slogans from that name. Thank you.

• “We’ll leave the Jared on for you.”
• “Get in my Tessa.”
• “Greg: The Other White Meat.”
• “Happiness is a Cigar Called Jordan (B).”
• “Lee- Australian for Beer.”
• “Unzip an Ulf.”
• “A Day Without Fiser is Like a Day Without Sunshine.”
• “Think Once, Think Twice, Think Peter.”
• “Storm Keeps Going and Going.”
• “Better Ingredients, Better Sara.”
• “Come See the Softer Side of Megan (H).”
• “Double the Pleasure, Double the Ferrer.
• “Wayne (C)- M’m! M’m! Good!”
• “I Wish I Were a Chris (T) Weiner.”
• “The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your Megan (M).”
• “You can’t top an Ami.”
• “Leggo My Marissa!”
• “Break Me Off a Piece of that Chris (C)!”