Heart-shaped cookie

This is a special super-duper, lucky-good post by request of Tessa (who updated one of her LJ posts, like, three or four times in one day...)

So in the week since I've posted... I really can't remember anything that's happened. Okay, maybe...

• Jordan started working the night-shift, so we've been meeting for "lunch" at 8:00 pm.
• I enlarged a hole in the ass of one of my pants: from (---) to (------------)
  [Multiply those by, like, fifty for exact measurements]
• I realized that there are only two weeks lefts in the final series of Will & Grace, and I haven't even been watching it!
• I discovered that polyvinyl alcohol does, indeed, suspend rather well in isopropyl alcohol

Some quotes:

• Campolo: "Louise, what are you doing?"
  Louise: "Sniffing my pen."
  Campolo: "Sniffing your pen? That's not a drug thing, is it? That may make class better, but still..."
• Overheard at Hendrix: "Because your mother is a good mother and doesn't give your shit away... like mine."

From Edward Scissorhands:

• Bill: Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.
• Kim: Hold me.
  Edward: I can't.