WANTED: Tank of gas for one of my kidneys.

Well, I took Jo down yesterday to see Dad for Easter... His new girlfriend seems nice.

I am heartbroken... It took $34.00 to top off my truck. I remember a time when $12.00 equalled a full tank and some change. Damn.

Jordan and I went to Backstreet last night and hung out with Shane.

• Jordan: "Everybody all over my husband..can't have *nothing* nice!"
• Shane: "It was like a retarded Easter Bunny."

Latest E&M update...

• Campolo: "Don't you have the right to pluck that people seed up and say, 'No germination in my carpet!'?"
• "[Adult ribs might be too big; someone would notice. But you could use kids. ] I'm not saying kill children... I'm saying grow the ribs separately and then eat them.
  Random student: "Babyback ribs!"