Ho. Ho. Hoe. Who? Me?

Well I found myself attending two separate graduations this evening: Taylor from kindergarten and Star City's High School.

The former was very good... the kids are always so cute in their little caps and gowns...

• Shamby: "Where's Mr. Ryburn? I figured he'd be here."
  Mom: "Oh, he's out of town; I think he's in Memphis... or... maybe Alaska."
  Shamby: "Um... okay... so which is it?"
  Mom: "I don't know! Wait, I think he may be in Australia. Hey... Carita... where's Mr. Ryburn?"
  Carita: "Bennie, Jr.? He's in Texarkana at an ABA meeting."
  Me: "Mother..."
  Mom: "Shut up. Don't talk to me."
  Me: "He's sitting on the back row."

The latter was overall pretty good; again this year I only got there a half hour early, so I ended up in the... um... tragic section.

Highlights:

• Being literally tackled in the crowd by Alicia.
• I saw a girl who looked just like Tiffany Taylor (Yeah, so I watched Camp last night... sue me).
• And that's pretty much all.

Isn't it kind of disturbing when you see all these hot little seventeen year olds walking around and you can remember when they were eight?

And... Considering I'll be up for a minimum of 24 hours beginning tomorrow, I think it's time for me to go to bed. *sigh*