Milli Vanilli Flavored Ice Cream

For those of us looked down upon by the rest of the population (literally), there is a bit of light at the end of the tunnel: Read this article. My favorite line: "But supporters of short people say it's about time someone recognizes the unique challenges they face."

So my morning has been occupied by working cattle. [Cue blank, lifeless stare]

Perhaps the most interesting portion of my morning, then, centered on my studies of the transfer of momentum from a rapidly-moving object to stationary particles and the spatial changes subsequently undergone by the latter... Yeah, I stuck a stick in the dirt.

• Sid: "Let me tell you one thing, heifer: You hit me, and you will have just punched your ticket outta' here!"