Stroke of my... I mean, midnight.

"Life is half spent before we know what it is."

Oh my God. It's official: I am "as old as the hills."

• Has anyone seen Jonathan Lipnicki lately? (Jerry Maguire)
• Anybody remember City Slickers with Billy Crystal? Yeah, did you know Jake Gyllenhaal was in that?
• Recall this Andy Lawrence? Okay, then, how about this one?
• And of course we all remember the hippie that Danielle Fishel's Topanga on "Boy Meets World" began as... And the um, well, you know, that she grew into...