"It is very good to take things..."

First of all... a search for "panda" on Google Image uncovers a poorly translated webpage detailing a number of methods of animal copulation. An excerpt:

• Kangaroo: A point is sharp, and sex organs are divided into the type Y letter like a branch. On the other hand, as for the female sex organs, a vagina is divided into two in all the excretory mouths. The position of the male testicles changes, too. A human being is included, too, and a general animal faces though there is scrotum of back of the sex organs, and a kangaroo has sex organs about the back at the front.
• Panda: There is a thing called the "sixth finger" in one of the big characteristics of the panda. It is said that a part of the bone became long in the thing of the projection in the palm of the panda about this. It is very good to take things because it confronts the palm and it is stuck. Male sex organs are very little things by about 7cm.

Did I mention that it's complete with animated images? After this, I definitely had to make a trip to Engrish.com.

So then I get on WebCT to get my next assignment for Anthropology:

• Always read your assignments carefully! Essays should follow a logical and time themematic sequence; that is, explan the basic scientific hypotheses (scientific theories which are "facts" held to a constant, rigorious standard of repetitive tests) that led to evolution of each classification of humankind. Be sure to explain what each progressive development of humankind produced.
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• Sounds as to like someone steal of Japanese website or try to make the sound smart but with failure (sic).

Other than these, I've only uncovered a few interesting things:

• Last night I watched most of a movie called Motel Hell. Basically it's a farmer and his sister who kidnap travelers and plant them in the garden to make delicious smoked meat.
• The other night I found a television show called Pants-Off Dance-off. Basically, the premise is a show on which random people (who can or cannot dance) striptease to their favorite music video. It's quite tragic... kinda' like a dismembered head rolling down the highway.
• Linday's wedding is Saturday... and do I have a gift? Um, no.
• I heard a song I like called "Fatty Fatty" by The Heptones.
• Since the question was asked, an explanation of yesterdy's post: "wearing boxers" means "wearing only boxers."

And to close, yet another slightly shockingly mysteriously cryptic phrase from the Japanese copulation website:

• "The mystery of the nature which isn't taught to me is understood at school."