Handsome hot-dogs

So far my weekend has been good, but tiring...

I worked Friday then went to Russelville with Jordan to see some of his friends...

• While driving to Conway, I got behind an early model Ford Pickup with four young men in the back, three holding guitars, one with a violin. Obviously they're still working on hitting it big.
• [Paraphrase]
  Midgie: "Stop it, Jacob!"
  Jordan: "Did you just call me Jacob?"
  Midgie: "No, I said Jordan..."
  Me: "She did. I heard her."
  Jordan: "No, you called me Jacob!"
  Midgie: "Well I can call you Mom if it would make you feel better."

Today (Saturday) I went to Little Rock with Mom (my actual mom, not mom in reference to Jordan...) to run some errands:

• Mom (reading a sign): "Touch... Privates Therapy... Well that's nice... I wonder how much it costs."
  Me: "You mean 'Touch-Pointe Therapy?"
  Mom: "Oh. Okay. I guess maybe I should wear my glasses when I'm driving."
  
• Me (in reference to a shirtless redneck on his front porch): "You want me to go back so you can whistle?"
  Mom: "Oh, I didn't see him... Was he a hot tamale or what? Come over here, you luscious thing!"
  
• Mom (on a nonworking lawnmower facing uphill): "Push me!"
  Me: "I can't push your ass..."
  Mom: "Was that a fat joke?"
  [...]

Oh yeah... and I burned a fantastic CD:

1. Elton John - Levon
2. Natasha Bedingfield - Frogs and Princes
3. Paula Abdul - Straight Up
4. Gladys Knight & The Pips - Midnight Train to Georgia
5. GK & TP - Misty Blue
6. Stevie Wonder & Dionne Warwick - That's What Friends Are For
7. Patti Labelle - Lady Marmalade
8. Camera Obscura - Houseboat
9. Commander Cody... - Hot Rod Lincoln
10. Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil
11. RS - You Can't Always Get What You Want
12. RS - Brown Sugar
13. Taco - Putting on the Ritz (remix of original, of course)
14. O'jays - Love Train
15. Rilo Kiley - Teenage Love Song
16. RK - Portions For Foxes
17. Taylor Dane - I'll Be Your Shelter