"Ooh aah uhh... toxic love."

Well Jordan and I went to the Mr./Miss Gay Pride Pageant at UBU last night... It was good; Gigi gave up her title to Dustin...

Wesley was there with some boy named Justin who was actually too young to get in.

After we got back we were watching Discovery Health. A deaf man was having a chin implant to fill out his profile a little better. Before he went under the anesthesia, the nurses placed the oxygen mask over his mouth:

• Nurse (while wearing a surgical mask, mind you): "Okay, we're just gonna' put some oxygen on your face.
  [Makes a generic circular shape with her hand... Maybe 'O' means Oxygen? ;) ]
  Deaf man thinking: "What the hell is this bitch waving her hand for?"

Okay, so I admit... It's not nearly as funny as it was then, but hey- It was also four in the morning.