Meerkats Molest Manatee; Zoo Officials Stunned

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• "You have lovely testicles."
  "Thanks; I used to enter them in pageants."
  [Three guesses who this conversation occurred between]
  
• "Dear Abby, I think that a young man in our family may be gay (He is 15). I am wondering if there is some way that I could help him. Would circumcision cure it?
  -Worried Grandmother in Illinois"
  [I quote this as exactly as I can recall from an actual letter to Dear Abby. Not surprisingly, Abby responds, voicing her opinion that homosexuality is not a sickness to be cured.]