Special of the Day: Strychnine Soup
So I tried to post Tuesday when I got home... and Blogger lost it.
So I tried to post this morning... and Blogger lost it.
So I'm not going to take the time to type that eloquent, sometimes funny, sometimes serious, masterfully-worked-to-perfection piece of my thoughts a third time.
Instead... I'll say:
SON OF A GODDAMN, MOTHERFUCKING, SHITTY WHORE ASS, CUNT FACED BITCH! FUCK YOU, BLOGGER! I'M SICK OF THIS GODDAMN SHIT! EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME I TRY TO POST SOMETHING I'VE WORKED ON FOR AN HOUR YOU LOSE THE MOTHERFUCKING POST AND I AM FORCED TO DO THE WHOLE SHITTY THING AGAIN; AND THEN... SOMETIMES... MAYBE... YOUR SHITTY ASS WILL POST IT WITHOUT LOSING IT.
And in closing....
I now go to finish my chocolate cake and continue reading about female Bonobos rubbing their genitals against one another.
Love and kisses,
-Mamacita-
So I tried to post this morning... and Blogger lost it.
So I'm not going to take the time to type that eloquent, sometimes funny, sometimes serious, masterfully-worked-to-perfection piece of my thoughts a third time.
Instead... I'll say:
SON OF A GODDAMN, MOTHERFUCKING, SHITTY WHORE ASS, CUNT FACED BITCH! FUCK YOU, BLOGGER! I'M SICK OF THIS GODDAMN SHIT! EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME I TRY TO POST SOMETHING I'VE WORKED ON FOR AN HOUR YOU LOSE THE MOTHERFUCKING POST AND I AM FORCED TO DO THE WHOLE SHITTY THING AGAIN; AND THEN... SOMETIMES... MAYBE... YOUR SHITTY ASS WILL POST IT WITHOUT LOSING IT.
And in closing....
I now go to finish my chocolate cake and continue reading about female Bonobos rubbing their genitals against one another.
Love and kisses,
-Mamacita-
posted by Greg at 10:24 PM
2 Comments:
GET A LIVEJOURNAL. It saves your post every couple of seconds, and if you don't post it the next time you get on to update it'll ask you if you want to use your last draft.
Plus, that way I won't have to go out of my way just to see that you still haven't updated, whether it be due to shitty Blogger or your simple laziness.
-TBM
Love you too dearest!
mae
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