When babelfish attack.

I realized that with my particular version of Microsoft Word, the following occurs:

• If you type in the phrase wellbeing, you have the option (via the autocorrect feature) to replace it with either
  - well being (after which it requests that you replace it with well-being)
  or
  - well-being (after which it requests that you replace it with well being)

Ahh, Microsoft...

And I just got my grade back from my first Anthropology assignment. The professor's comments:

• "Grey, Good work; very neat; blocked in text with dates on the dates of human evolution. Learn young man; learn and become a better human being. See how the world and society and biology determine much of humankind. R. Bearden"

First of all, my name is not fucking Grey. I once filled out an information card at a college day and started getting mail addressed to Grey Sullivan as a result of shitty handwriting. This assignment was typed, okay?

Furthermore, what the fuck does the rest of that mean? I'm trying to picture Mr. Miyagi saying, "Learn, young man," right between "wax on" and "wax off," you know?

*sigh* I'm going to sleep in the hallway with Marissa. God, I hope she doesn't wake up for a few hours.