And that's why he has titties.

Some assorted Overheard in New York Quotes:
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My Heroes Have Always Been Dead

Teen girl #1: Hey, can I borrow your Nirvana CD to burn? My iPod erased my mp3s.
Teen girl #2: I wish I had it! I like, traded it away for a pack of cigarettes.
Teen girl #1: Woah... that's so, Kurt Cobain of you!
Teen girl #2: Hello. Totally why I did it.

--6 train
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Not Guilty by Reason of Mango Madness

Teen ghetto chick: How many niggas was they? Like twelve? Do not tell James this shit, do not, 'cause he will be all ovah their asses and after he beat up the Snapple man and got arrested, he needs to stay away from that shit.

--Downtown A train, 145th st
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Soon to Be a McD-Cup

Thirtysomething mom on cell: That boy of your is too fat. [Pause] Well, you keep feeding him hamburgers. That's why he has titties. He's an A-cup.

--M15 bus

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It's Important to Have Principles

Girl #1: Was he attractive at least?
Girl #2: I wouldn't sleep with people who aren't attractive.
Girl #1: Well, I've slept with people who weren't attractive.
Girl #2: Yeah, me too.

--Dunkin' Donuts, 140th & Broadway

[World at Large note: Lord, haven't we all...]
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Wednesday One-liners Have No Manners

College kid on cell: He used my razor to shave his balls....I didn't know what to do, I just stood there.

--85th & 2nd

[World at Large note: Damn it, Jared.]
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What Happens Between Starbucks Runs #22 and #23

Girl: I'm going to bed when I get home.
Mom: OK, if I get up before you and I want to do something fun, then should I wake you up?
Girl: It depends on what "fun" is. If it's one of your ninety-seven Starbucks runs, then no. If it's chasing the dog around the house going "Eeeeee!" then, yeah, sure.

--B train